Feb 26, 2008

Insufferable Twits

Ming's new line of Insufferable Twit bubblegum cards are a sure winner. Collect the card honoring the hero who invented the noisy leaf blower, the instigator of the automated telephone response menu and the creator of the endless car alarm. Give recognition to the engineer of all those toasters whose highest setting can burn asbestos. Salute the originator of the canned constituent response who congratulates you on your interest in good government when you inquire as to how he can be such a crook. And lest we forget, we should highlight the clod who is all about the science but who still won't approve Provenge.

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