Like Cream, Ming Rises To The Top

Last year, Ming got fired from the Bubba Burger for yet again, ringing up the fries on the salad bar key. Then, although it was a step down, he landed a job with Homeland Security out at the airport as Nonprofile Profiler. He singled out people for full body cavity searches but only if they didn't fit the terrorist profile, thus achieving the necessary political correctness. So Ming let all mid-eastern types wearing jalabas and taoubs sail through but gave the full treatment to grandmothers with blue hair from Iowa on the way to see their grandchildren. For this heroic effort Ming was fast tracked to the national level as Director of Advisory Alerts. Ming immediately issued a red alert demanding that all citizens stock up on red duct tape for use in covering all orifices south of their navels in case of terrorist attack. Ming earned himself a corner office for that one.