Dendronia The Gem Of The Ocean

Why be flummoxed by the FDA of any country when you can form your own. While its true that since early in the 20th century every square foot of dry land has been claimed by at least one country, there is still hope. Under International law, a country may only claim sovereignty over islands which lie outside its international waters if the islands are at least a foot above high tide. But we are not sunk if we claim any of many submerged coral atolls. Erect a used oil rig, declare sovereignty and establish a clinic. Ming volunteers to run the gift shop which could be stocked with Richard Pazdur dart boards, Dicky Pazdur balloons suitable for pricking and the ever popular Pazdur paddle with a lifelike rubber likeness attached by elastic string to the paddle for playful pummeling. If we can provoke the U.S. to invade us and we capitulate, we can demand they allow our only export, Provenge, to be granted preferential import to the U.S. as part of a Marshall Plan for our rehabilitation as a nation. Dendreon uber alles.