Every Silver Lining Has A Cloud

Shocked that Dendreon is not yet subject to a bidding war, Ming takes solace that at least he is . The notorious Wei brothers, rival heads of the Wei Gyt Yu Yeit Mortuary and the Wei Deip Zix Yu Funeral Home are fighting over Ming's services as professional mourner. People are dying to have Ming at their funerals. Ever the crowd pleaser, Ming, dressed in the traditional long black cheong saam, gnashes his teeth, throws himself on the coffin, cries real tears and screams" why not me?"as he drums his feet. Trick is for Ming to envision how rich he would have been had approval been given and short squeeze ensued. Ming hopes to have new career recording laugh tracks for taped sitcoms once the gang of four(Pazdur, Scher, Hussein, and von Eschenbach) receive their just reward. Ming dedicates today's joss sticks to Tin Hau ,Queen of Heaven who rules storms and the very wrath of heaven itself. Let her reward the gang of four's tiny benighted careers based on the death of others with a great dai-fung that will wash all their insidious efforts away.