Mar 20, 2008

Fascist Federales Manhandle Ming

Lousy troglodytes at National Park Service take away jackhammer and collar Ming on bogus rap for defacing national monument. Poor Ming only getting head start on adding Mitch to Mount Rushmore in anticipation of announcing Dendreon's Impact study interim results and maybe even ROW partnership . Unless Ming makes bail, this could delay his new line of Pazdur Wipes with lifelike image of Dicky Pazdur's countenance on every wipe. Product is designed to promote personal hygiene after viewing effects of criminal FDA activity on stock price.

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