Gang Leader Arrested

A reign of terror, or at least annoyance was ended yesterday when a police swat team stormed the notorious Mingalator Motorcycle and Macrame Club. Amongst the weapons confiscated were several potato guns and a very nasty looking salad shooter. Gang leader, Ming T. Merciless was apprehended whilst trying to escape on a Harley Davidson Hog with macrame handlebar covers and red training wheels. Wearing a fetching fuchsia motorcycle jacket trimmed in faux fox fur, Mr. Merciless looked every inch the idiot so many swear that he is. Much to his debit and the delight of his orthodontist, the police were only able to pry his teeth from a swat team member's ankle with the aid of a crowbar. Merciless is now on a diet of creamed corn until his court date is set.