Ming Hijacks Zamboni

This morning police were called to the estate of a prominent Greenwich, Connecticut resident which contains a skating rink rivaling that of Rockefeller Center. Security guards had forcibly detained an apparently deranged individual found to be joyriding the owner's zamboni across the lawns. Upon questioning the subject, only identified as Ming, attempted to justify his actions by cryptically asserting that he was only returning the favor since the owner had already taken, something he owned called Dendreon for a ride. Once the owner emerged to confer with the police, the miscreant became agitated, unaccountably accusing the owner of being both short and naked. In the view of this reporter, while the estate's owner was undeniably short, his dressing gown would preclude him from being considered naked. The perpetrator is being held for observation. Upon hearing this, his only apparent concern was in being released from custody by 9:30 Monday morning so he could, in his own words, "Scarf up the bargain of the century".