Mar 13, 2008

Ming Is Victimized By Profiling

In what was a clear cut case of profiling, police stopped Ming in full Emperor's Robes and regalia on the sidewalk and subjected him to unreasonable search and seizure. Mustering all his considerable dignity, Ming fell out of the car and weaved over to the offending officers using a bar stool he appropriated earlier as a walker and triumphantly reasoned he was riding the sidewalk only to avoid creating traffic congestion. In legal circles this is known as the Howard Scher defense. Don't single out poor Howie's unacceptable behavior in protecting big chemo interests to the exclusion of immunotherapies even though it puts others in danger of an early death. Howie is just trying to avoid encumbering the road to curing cancer from encountering any other vehicles. Ming can proudly say his excuse rests on the solid foundation of being dead drunk. Whats Howie's excuse?

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