People Fear Ming

Especially after he eats cabbage. Ming has been known to clear an entire subway car. Word of mouth amongst midgets is to never get in same elevator with Ming. In fact, word of mouth is to not even breathe through mouth around Ming. In his own defense he can point to arbitrary FDA decisions on drug approval that stink way more than Ming's eructations and flatulations even when louts at FDA don't eat cruciferous veggies.