Not So Good Samaritan Arrested Outside FDA

Earlier this morning, an as yet to be identified individual was arrested for unauthorized distribution of whistles to FDA employees on federal property outside FDA Headquarters. Apparently suffering from acute respiratory distress syndrome brought about by forcefully blowing the whistles in each employees face before proffering same, he was quickly subdued . Now on mechanical ventilation with inflamed alveoli, he was able to still gasp, "Do the right thing for Ming. Become an FDA whistle blower."