May 28, 2008

Ming Places Third In Special Olympics

The fix was supposed to be in, groused a shameless, disgruntled Ming as he limped away complaining bitterly about the FDA letting him down, yet again. They were supposed to to disqualify any better qualified contestants, just as they do when evaluating therapeutics whined the exhausted Ming still unable to catch his breath. Nevertheless, he vows to train harder for next year. His treadmill will have a cleverly placed Dendreon stock certificate just out of reach to motivate him. After all, everything about Dendreon seems always to be just out of reach anyway.

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