May 3, 2008

Ming To Receive Warrants And Options

Caught hiding in a bathroom stall at HQ, Ming's attempts at due diligence were aborted. All poor Ming wanted to do was ensure there was enough soap and toilet tissue in there. Any shortage could explain why management never comes clean and why no one wants to shake hands on a ROW partnership. They gave Ming the option of leaving or be subject to a warrant for his arrest but Ming got the last laugh and all the paper towels. Next week Ming will sneak back and see if they serve the same sort of pap in the employee cafeteria that they now serve up to shareholders.

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