Ming Earns Good Karma

Taking his Sunday morning constitutional whilst fighting off the unleashed and possibly rabid pit bulls so generously shared by his neighbors, Ming noticed an improbably placed toothbrush in the gutter. Already having one of his own, he generously retrieves same and packages it up for shipment to the FDA. Only after performing this selfless act can Ming assure himself that everything that then comes out of von Eschenbach's dirty mouth isn't a lie.