Ming Proposes Renewable Energy Solution

With the help of Rick Shaw, Ming hopes to solve America's gasoline crisis by introducing a vehicle powered by renewable energy. The rickshaw, extensively pretested in Asian markets, uses as its power,the only item on earth that is not in short supply, people. This has the synergistic effect of providing gainful employ for the otherwise unemployable sleezy mortgage brokers, bankers, realty agents and Wall Street securitizers of the subprime mortgage fiasco. Strapped to a rickshaw, fed the stray moldy hot dog and cup of lukewarm coffee most days, they can probably survive weeks and sometimes even months before their lungs give out. By then, there should be yet more, superfluous slobs ready to take their place. Smokers need not apply.