Jun 19, 2008

Ming's Loss Is Your Gain

Forced to sell his luxury NYC condo to stay alive until interim, Ming proudly directs your attention to the view. Yes, it even has windows which in NYC qualifies it for the luxury designation. Impress your guests with that lovely airshaft, perfect for garbage disposal. Open your very own security gate and sun yourself on that sturdy fire escape. Undo that triple locked door with security bar and repair to the roof to hang your laundry. Your guests will be agog at the tastefully decorated lobby replete with all the latest gang insignia spray painted on the walls. While Ming is loath to give up this glamorous lifestyle, he will do whatever necessary to maintain his position in Dendreon and will never piss away his shares although what he does in hallways after too many libations is only for him to know.

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