Candidate Wins Ming's Coveted Endorsement

In the immortal words of H. L. Mencken,"Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under". The Sage of Baltimore was obviously talking about the FDA's actions in the Dendreon debacle. So candidates who feed at that public trough must be abjured. Pillory Hillary. Bash Barack. Distain McCain. Only Ming's dark horse candidate has proven he can go it alone. Only he has promised nothing and shown he can deliver. Only he makes Calvin Coolidge seem like a blabbermouth. Yes, only Mitch Gold can make this country as good as Gold. Besides, the way things are going, the poor shlimazel will need a job after some perspicacious Pharma scoops up Dendreon on the cheap.