Dick Requires Good Condom

Dick Pazdur, head of CDER(Can't Develop Erections Responsibly) says his group needs a CONDOM. If 1300 new hires are being sought, there should be at least one good CONDOM to protect us, averred the Dickster. A Coordinator Of Nefarious Destruction Of Medicinals(CONDOM), is sorely needed. How else can we efficiently traduce new therapeutics unless the FDA, NCI, and various interested parties in the private sector coordinate their efforts. Our somewhat clumsy, ,heavy handed foreplay in jerking Provenge around proves this. We must protect our sinecures from the ravages of any radically new disease initiatives. Only a CONDOM can ensure that our pensions will not succumb to our having intercourse with strange new players. Had we been assured that they partnered only with Big Pharma beforehand, we would be more inclined to look more favorably on their blandishments as being risk free.