Jul 30, 2008

FDA Makes Fashionable Decisions

Ming will make a fortune on his new J. Edgar Hoover line of lingerie which has been very well received at FDA Headquarters. FDA decision makers, ever ready to equivocate, can now do so stylishly with respect to their own sexual orientation in all of this season's most fashionable colors. Jesse will look good, man, in his daring new peek-a-boo as he coquettishly minces around the office pretending that he's still evaluating Provenge approval and kidding himself that he's actually in charge of his own division. The Comish will be swish in his skimpy red teddy as he turns tricks for a daring new position after the presidential election. The Dickster will squeal with joy as he dons his see-through didies even though everyone already sees through his squealing ever since the Imclone fiasco. One can only hope these girls will stop dishing the dirt on Dendreon once it's been proved Provenge's performance provides penetrating power. What more could these girls ask for?

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