Jul 2, 2008

Ming Is Just A Heart-Beat Away

Thats the slogan each party plans to go with as they each beg Ming to accept the vice-presidential nomination of the other party. Let it be written into the record that candidate Ming has big plans should his inclusion on the ticket result in a landslide victory. It will then become mandatory for all government employees to wear Provenge Now tee shirts. Big changes will be made at the FDA involving blindfolds and last cigarettes. No member of Congress will be allowed to have verbal intercourse with anyone not residing in their District for ten years. All other intercourse must be televised for their constituents' delectation. No member of Congress will be allowed to own the financial instruments of any company anywhere on the Globe except maybe for Dendreon. Anytime Vice-President Ming goes hunting he gets to shoot anyone he wants to, and just like Dick Cheney, suffers no untoward consequences because of it.

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