Philosophy 101 With Professor Bo Diddley

"I can't possibly disrobe in the parking lot" demurred the lovely young ingenue. "The emergency room is full up", reasoned Ming, looking every bit the authority figure in his stolen scrubs. "But I only have an infected hangnail", she replied. "Lie down and lets have a look at it" hyperventilated a lubricious Ming as the sweet young thing wisely made a hasty egress, much to Ming's chagrin. Once again this proves the late Bo Diddley's dictum "If you ain't got no money, nobody calls you honey". How much different would the results of poor Ming's clumsy attempts at seduction be had he but been able to identify himself as one of those newly minted, devil may care, Dendreon millionaires. The FDA's despicable rejection of Provenge has thus had a prophylactic effect on Ming's attempts at a love life, probably because, like most prophylactics they're scumbags.