Six Requests From The Civic Minded Ming

1) Don't drop your cigarette butts on the floor. The cockroaches could get cancer. 2) All FDA personnel are requested to not lean over the railings at the Wash. D.C. Zoo. Eating spoiled FDA members is injurious to the animals' health. 3) Should anyone in a public forum cry out,"Is there a doctor in the house?" we would request that Howie and Maha not stand up. 4) Would the real behind the scenes decision makers at the FDA, in future, please confine themselves to fixing races? 5) When Provenge is finally approved, would the option gluttons in Management throw the stray option to the guy who actually developed the cassette technology, wherever he may now be? 6) When legislation is finally passed, in our world of scarce resources, to shoot anyone caught hoarding, can a codicil be inserted excepting the hoarding of Dendreon shares and Little Debbie Cream Cakes?