Aug 25, 2008

Ming Arrested While Engaged In Orgy

Standing outside FDA Headquarters shouting obscenities, poor Ming was arrested for Only Reviling Government Yahoos(ORGY). Barrister Ming, when called on to defend himself, argued that shouting, "obscenities, obscenities" is not sufficient grounds for being charged with shouting obscenities. His Worship reluctantly agreed but cheerfully threw the book at Ming anyway. Something to do with his placard alleging the FDA engages in unnatural acts by playing with prostates.

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