Sep 13, 2008

Ming Goes On The Prowl

Resplendent in his Nehru jacket replete with day-glo tie, a spiffy Ming is sitting at a pickup bar when some woman comes up and boldly says "I've had my eye on you and I really want to get my hands on those nuts of yours". Man of the world Ming suavely spews spittle and hyperventilates while she then goes on to upbraid him for hoarding the complementary bowl of peanuts all evening. This is not unlike his trying to get lucky with Dendreon. Ming only hopes he doesn't wind up with peanuts there too. Maybe he should change to a different pheromone.

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