Sep 7, 2008

Please Form Words Slowly And Clearly in Seattle

Ming submitted requirements for ideal paramour to online dating service. Must be font of knowledge on Dendreon. Must be willing to share such knowledge with Ming. Preferably holds position in Dendreon I.R. department. An effusive Ming is prepared to start courtship with flowers.(Tip for thrifty Blog readers; Follow any funeral cortege to destination to make nice selection but to avoid unfortunate misunderstandings, be sure to remove R.I.P. ribbons before presenting bouquet). Until the dating service can locate such a gem, he's doomed to decipher committee generated gibberish regurgitated by Dendreon I.R unless that lip reader with a telescope Ming hired in Seattle actually comes through with something.

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