International Merciless Outperforms

Note all the corporations whose pensions are severely underfunded now that the market has tanked reducing the value of those pensions' holdings. It will take them years of hits to their bottom line for their pension contributions to catch up to their obligations even if they freeze their plans.
Not so with International Merciless which is rock solid. Remember Chairman Ming's motto, "The hand that cradles the rock, rules the world". International Merciless has prudently put aside a sack of rice for each employee in a dry place. Comes their retirement, that rice will have developed protein rich maggots to tide them over in their golden years. Who dares say Ming is not magnanimous? Remember, Ming has some set of rocks.