Ming Sought In Hit And Run Incident

Poor Ming has to lie low until this all blows over and avoid department stores altogether. Ming noticed that salesgirls at perfume counters are wont to spray people at the slightest provocation and then ask if those people then think they smell good. Yet, when trying to return the favor by determining if the salesgirls also smell good, Ming learned that apparently, scratch and sniff opportunities are meant to be confined to magazine inserts only. Salesgirls seem to actually take umbrage when patrons avail themselves of that procedure on their very own persons. How very curious. Then they hit and Ming runs. That's a hell of a way to treat the Master of the Universe.