Fraud In The Execution

Everyone is trying to screw poor Ming. A trip to the supermarket is proof of this perfidiousness. A pound of coffee is now 11-13ounces. A half-gallon of ice cream has slimmed down from 64 to 56 ounces. The list is endless. Today Ming bought soap(yes, he's acquainted with this product) and once he opened the box, found it was shaped as though he already wore it down.

Thank goodness the glorious stock market is pure and true. Brokers are without blemish and short-only hedge funds are acting in the public interest by keying their efforts only on stocks that deserve to be assaulted.

Meanwhile, Ming notices that yogurt containers have suspiciously taken on the look of thimbles. Where will it all end?