Poor Ming Is Victim Of Misunderstanding

Apparently, there's an ordinance against ordnance even when housed in the sanctity of one's home. So the soreheads in authority took umbrage when they learned poor Ming had a nice rocket launcher on the premises. He was probably ratted out by his perfidious neighbors after he tested fired it a little in the backyard.

Yet, how else is poor Ming to protect himself? Here in New York, he lives in a very bad area. Even the police patrol cars have signs in their windows claiming, "Driver Does Not Carry Cash".

Just when Ming thought he was talking his way out of a trip downtown, the officers on the scene saw his computer opened up to the Dendreon Message Board at Investor Village. That was enough to convince them he was unstable and not in full command of his faculties. So until that little matter got cleared up, Ming hadn't been posting his usual twaddle for several days for which he apologizes.