Feb 13, 2009

Ming On Short List For Commerce Secretary

Ming is a shoe-in. He has it all. A willingness to toady. No scruples. No income, so no possibility of being tainted by tax issues. Best of all, Ming knows nothing about what a Commerce Secretary is supposed to do so he's perfectly malleable. If the job comes with a car, Ming could even use it to moonlight as a livery cab driver and if there's an expense account, that solves the stimulus issue for the economy.

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