Government Attempts To Quash Free Enterprise

Solid citizen Ming hasn't posted on his blog because he hasn't posted bail as he awaited arraignment for persecution(no typo) of his entrepreneurial efforts in general and his line of Rock Solid Penile Enhancement Devices, in particular.

Ming's kits are rock solid since the contain a solid rock. Just wrap said rock with twine and attach twine to the maliciously minute member and let good old gravity do all the work. His Honor, Sum Wei Wang was so impressed with Ming's before and after photos he bought three kits. It just goes to show that most pricks want to be even bigger pricks.

Ming hopes to sell many kits to the SEC and the FDA since no one there seems to yet have any rocks.