Celebrity Update

An alert viewer of Ming's blog informed him that Gary Coleman was recently wed. After perusal of the Society columns Ming was able to establish that this was the perfect match. She's twice his size but only half his age so all should work out well although Ming understands the blushing bride has Raoul Felder on speed dial. Apparently his felicitously named hit T.V. series, "Different Strokes" was prescient. The only jarring note to be sounded is that rumor has it Gary married on the rebound after his torrid relationship with Janet Reno was cut short by a faulty extension ladder.