Ming Feels So Soiled

Maria Buttaroma was only using poor Ming to get to his granduncle Fong, the Tchotchkes King of New York to push her new line of Money Honey geegaws. Fong was the moving force behind such perennial favorites as Famous Stamp Collector trading cards and the full line of Son of Sam commemorative plates. Fong has his hand on the pulse of the market and now the venerable old geezer has his hand on Maria's as well. He recommends Maria keep to the high ground with such tasteful items as the Money Honey Lickable Lollipop showing our heroine's likeness. A Money Honey disposable diaper, for viewing the results of CNBC analyst recommendations on your portfolio also has merit. However, Fong vetoes the Money Honey line of edible panties for use while viewing our luscious lovely onscreen as somewhat tasteless. Although he admits, the new tutti frutti flavor wasn't bad.