Feb 21, 2008

Leave The Gun And Take The Cannolis

New York Families reach out to Ming's Hand Laundry for sitdown. Ming have own problems. His beloved Dendreon still in dumps and Ming still under indictment for infiltration of Gaslamp Lighter's Union. Ming heard they have plenty no show jobs. At sitdown, Families present Ming with lovely embroidered lace blackjack cozy in honor of past services. Ming was hoping for commemorative plate from Franklin Mint's " Lovable Gangster" series, but settles for cozy. Families explain they fear being busted for unlawful possession of Wall Street due to heat generated by current publicity. They want to hedge their bets on hedge funds. Ask Ming to take out dirty laundry. Tell Ming to check tide tables so unmentionables not wash ashore. Ming agrees to hang laundry out to dry so mob have clean linen should accident occur. Pretty soon, dirty shorts will be all washed up and Ming gets to keep the cannolis.

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