Feb 28, 2008

Ming Blasts Motherhood And Apple Pie

Ming fearlessly comes out against motherhood and apple pie. Mothers have a lot to answer for. Surely, they have to assume some responsibility for the twisted, neurotic nudnicks most of us have become. If they only had the good sense to throttle our little throats at the first sign of antisocial behavior, all that followed could have been avoided. As for apple pie, this is no more than a ploy by big apple interests to foist off their overproduction on an unsuspecting and easily duped public. As to Dendreon's prospects, take the worst case scenario. Postulating Provenge has efficacy, you'll have to wait to 2010 to become rich enough to tell your wretched inlaws what you really think of them. As the pipeline then develops you could even afford to give the stray grout to charity so that people actually and counterintuitively have to be nice to you. What more do you want from an investment?

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