Feb 29, 2008

Ming Proposes To Paris Hilton

Actually, a lubricious Ming made several salacious proposals, none of which were met with much enthusiasm. Yet, a devious Ming will do whatever necessary to garner another spokesperson for Provenge. Who better to capture the world's attention than some vacuous vixen in Ming's thrall? Surely a wanton wench bouncing on the FDA Commissioner's lap would help build a bridge to the future or at least raise some evidence that he is pro life.

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