Ming Steps Out

Big yard sale across the street. Ming goes over and some old guy sells him something called zoot suit with big watch chain and big wide hat called fedora. He claims this will make girls say hubba, hubba because Ming is the cat's meow. This makes sense to Ming because he always liked pussies. It seems to work since everywhere Ming goes in his spiffy new ensemble, all the girls point, smile and even laugh out loud. As soon as Ming finds out what 23 skidoo, small change means he hopes to get some action. This is so much better than that stupid dating service questionaire where all likely matches were still incarcerated.