Ming Flogs Flog

No, Ming is not dyslexic. Its a game based on self-flagellation. First Ming has to invest the big bucks in all kinds of stupid sticks and an impossibly heavy leather bag to carry them. Then wearing knickers and argyle socks just like he's seen pros do in newsreels, he hits a little white ball into the woods, scaring all the poor squirrels. Ming modestly admits he's pretty good at this, getting to the green in only 22 shots. Ming then one putts by alleging he saw naked women on the other side of the fairway while cleverly inserting the stupid ball in the cup, as his oversexed companions are otherwise occupied. Now ready to repair to the clubhouse for a well earned libation, he is shocked to learn he's supposed to do this 17 more times. The only sensible thing in all this is the ball washer on the 10th tee, although why all the women golfers started screaming is a mystery to Ming.