As long as he's stuck here on Earth Ming formed his own Ministry. Minister Ming is a martyr for his new flock, having yet again thrown out his back while ministering to the Church of Ming's sisterhood. Vowing never to put himself in that position again with so many acolytes , the beloved Ming's earthly burdens continue nonetheless. A court date has been set and depositions taken for the unfortunate and ill conceived lawsuit charging Ming with several counts of defalcation, defrauding and deceiving with intent to delict the devotees of the Ming Ministry. This dastardly, debased desire to defrock the noble Ming is wholly without merit. The lambourgini was meant only to convey incapacitated devotees to church services. The Georgian Mansion was used only to house holy relics(including Ming's mom), while the Chateau Mouton de Rothchild in the well stocked wine cellar was for sacramental purposes only. The authorities have yet to be made aware of the Dendreon closeted in an overseas account which is a matter of some delicacy. Nevertheless, Ming hopes to use the riches that will eventually flow from those delectable Dendreon shares to fund a settlement without admission of guilt not unlike that which brokerage houses enjoy when found in flagrante delicto.
Feb 18, 2008
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Ming worries too much. In this country white collar crime is rarely punished. In the unlikely event this does go to trial you should request the Honorable Judge Frost. From reading his past judgments he will without doubt dismiss these accusations. What have you done other than guide some wretched souls on the path to heaven? You don't make the decision as to who may enter the kingdom of heaven, God does. Since it is clear that those that would attempt to sue you are still alive God has yet to make that decision. Therefore it would be impossible to prove irreparable harm.
Sleep well tonight noblest Ming
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