Feb 19, 2008

Ming Suffers Yet More Indignities

Notorious nut job, Hermann Rorschach, designed test showing dirty pictures then accuses viewer of being off rocker(technical medical term). At least this time they slip in a few inkblots clearly showing Ming frolicking with bevy of cute concubines. Ming's favorite showed him enjoying the favors of the delectable Dale Arden. As usual, test administrator slowly backs out of room as Ming peruses pictures. Next they try to trip Ming up with logic tests. What to do when ice cube caught in throat? Ming says pour boiling water down gullet. What would Ming do for persistent cough? Obviously, take large quantity of laxatives, then he'd be too afraid to cough. They even ask no brainers, like if stranded on desert island how would you get off?. Obviously by thinking of Dale Arden. Sometimes Ming thinks they ask the wrong people these questions.

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