Test To Have Ming As Your Personal Mentor

We start easy. What do you put in a toaster? If you answer toast, then so is your attempts to have Ming guide your faltering footsteps since both the toaster and Ming require bread to operate. Ming gives you undeserved second chance. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks what is a green house made from? If you reply, green bricks then you are a product of the American public school system since you're so easily led. Greenhouses are made from glass. Ming is now suspicious that not only should Ming not be your mentor but perhaps a Court appointed legal guardian is in order, but we try again. Its thirty years ago and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany(recall that Germany at that time was politically divided into West Germany which was The Federal Republic of Germany and East Germany which was the German Democratic Republic). Anyway, during the flight three engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately, the engine gives out before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no-man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany or no-man's land? Dummkopf!! Survivors don't get buried since they're not dead yet. You might very well qualify as the next President of the United States, but until that time, go nowhere without wearing your picklehaube, since you're only liable to hurt yourself crossing streets without protective gear.