This was yet another clear cut, politically incorrect instance of profiling. Ming was resplendent in his newly designed Emperor of the Universe uniform replete with mucho bling-bling. Right away they surround the blameless Ming and make him march through the metal detector which of course starts sounding off more than Rosie O'Donnell does when bad-mouthing The Donald. They do this several times, stripping Ming of more garments each time, until he's left wearing only his winnie-the-poo adult diaper. Stupid fascists never realized it was clearly his buns of steel that kept setting off the device. If they're intent on heaping indignity on someone, let them grab any traveling FDA official. They could perform a public service while strip searching them by pulling all those approvable letters out of their asses just like the FDA does when making a decision on a therapeutic from any of several small biotechs but especially Dendreon. Photos of Ming enduring the indignities of a strip search by officers Stan Still and Ben Dover that are suitable for framing over your mantle can be had for only 50 shares of Dendreon, postpaid. Sorry, no green stamps.
Feb 22, 2008
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