Notorious recidivist and serial jay walker, Ming T. Merciless announces the formation of the Best Investment Legitimately Known(BILK),alert. Our BILK alert will inform you of stocks to own and those to avoid said Mr. Merciless, based on his proprietary analysis of the New York Post Financial Section supplemented with insights from his barber. Mr. Merciless is descended from a long line of ancestors who were in stocks. In fact, Ming the Elder was first placed in stocks when living in Massachusetts Bay Colony especially when ye olde grog shoppe extended him credit. So submit your subscription now and we will BILK you immediately.
Feb 22, 2008
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