Ming's first move is to solicit Ashley "Dupre" to invest the one million dollars offered her by Penthouse in Dendreon. She should empathize with Dendreon which is also being screwed at ridiculous prices. Next, Ming will take over the rehabilitation of Elliot's image for enough coin to short hotel stocks now that Elliot is out of action and the Nation's other legislators become temporarily more contrite and circumspect, seeing his example. Then Ming will book appearances on Oprah for the contrite Elliot who will tearfully admit to his sexual addiction while fondling Oprah in inappropriate places. Evidence of his sincerity will be provided by him publicly making contributions to various sperm banks. Only then will Ming slyly introduce his new line of Elliot Spitzer sex toys including the top of the line HHH doll(horny hotel ho). Why should the common shlub have to pay top of the line prices for a common looking ho and exorbitantly priced hotel rooms as well when for $19.98 and the price of a bicycle pump he can have his way with the HHH in the privacy of his own home? Bicycle tire patches for those engaging in rough trade with their HHH are extra.
Mar 15, 2008
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