High Chinese FDA Official Indicted

Prosecutor, Yu Noi Li Tu Mei has been appointed by The People's Central Committee in the case of Drug Agency head, Sum Dum Bu Nei. His subordinates and indicted co-conspirators the powerful heads of two key agency divisions, Wei Li and Aei Li Sum are also parties to the case as is their outside adviser, fallguy and all around dupe, Mei Li Fu Yu who published derogatory and misleading claims to further the defendents agendas. The Prosecutor's trial attorney will be the famous Hu Sing Fo Mei. Hu plans to have take the stand his star witness, Mei Sing Song Fu Yu whose testimony observers say ,should blow the case wide open. The Honorable Wei Suun Sei will preside. It is rumored that America's FDA is following this case closely but is loathe to file an amicus curiae brief on behalf of the defendants due to certain litigation which could arise from freedom of information requests they have yet to honor. This could result in much lost face not to mention the effects on their hinnies when the boot is applied to their fat heinnies.