Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt Now A Thing Of The Past

Your Prayers Have Been Answered. Ming Enterprises, the people who brought you that taste sensation, chocolate covered sauerkraut and that time-saving reversible underwear, proudly announce that they've done it again. FUDBEGONE. Just as with children who misbehave, invent a disease to capitalize on the desire for a pill to solve everything. Whether its attention deficit disorder or FUD, the FDA will approve a product if it debilitates the recipient. Ming Enterprises artfully calls this affliction, fuditis. The FDA will readily and even eagerly approve FUDBEGONE especially since its toxic and unsafe when sprayed on fudsters, just so long as it addresses nothing of consequence, which is the very definition of FUD and the very raison d' etre of the FDA.