Mar 22, 2008

Ming Drops A Dime On The FDA

NYPD Quality of Life Squad disturbs Ming's repose as he power naps while slumped across a fire hydrant after a night of impromptu perorations in various watering holes bemoaning Dendreon's sandbagging by the FDA. Realizing it's best customer Ming, they carefully skull steer him into a cruiser and repair to Central Booking. Ming courageously informs the desk sergeant that he would be better served spending his time charging the rodents at the FDA with crimes against humanity rather than picking on solid citizen, Ming. Told to shut up since he said the same last week, a petulant Ming vindictively upchucks on a passing Captain's shoes to the delight and approbation of everyone in the drunk tank. Meanwhile, those worthies will be hearing about the FDA's transgressions until Ming is arraigned in the morning. After all, its up to each of us to spread the word.

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