Hey Bunky!!!

You say your stocks are sinking faster than the Andria Doria? Your Broker is demanding your first born to meet those margin calls? Your wife just threw you over for an itinerant organ grinder? Your Boss just canned you for downloading porn one time too many on company time? Your darling kiddies are eager to help you compose that suicide note and now you have jock itch? In the immortal words of the Old Philosopher, Eddie Lawrence, "Don't give up the ship". Actually it was Captain James Lawrence in the War of 1812 that's famous for uttering that line, but this is Ming's blog so he can say what he wants.