You Can't Get These Pinstripes At Brooks Brothers

Ming scurries into the Alley of the Rat to consult with legal advisors, Wei Treip An Su. He is almost trampled at the door as briefcase bearing associates fly outside, mistaking an air raid test for that of an ambulance . The partners are in high spirits, having spent the morning suborning witnesses but become aghast as Ming asks if its possible the Governor of New York would have to resign for crossing state lines and paying $5500 an hour for prostitution. Head partner, Wei Fuul Yu says the charges cannot be proven. Everyone knows that such a sum could only be used by anyone who is compos mentis to buy more than 1,100 shares of Dendreon. An ever positive Ming suggests that in the bright light of days to come, the gubernatorial goober will look very trim in stripped suits especially when he goes on the famous correctional facility diet that not even Jenny Craig can duplicate.