A Litigious Ming Wants His Day In Court

Sorehead investor Ming, on advice of Counsel, invokes the woulda-coulda-shoulda doctrine blaming Dendreon for everything including the Lindbergh kidnapping. Where once even quadriplegics would aver they were as capable as anyone else, the current zeitgeist allows people with severe dandruff to demand handicapped parking privileges. So stockmarket victim Ming must also be recompensed. Ming challenges Dendreon to examine his briefs, especially Jennifer of shareholder relations who is already named in lawsuit for failure to engage in said shareholder relations with an eager Ming who if he had been adequately debriefed would now be too tired to file suit. A vindictive Ming will not rest until he receives his just desserts, preferably a nice linzer torte which is about as much dough any tort litigant can expect after lawyer's fees.