Mar 13, 2008

The Litmus Test For A True Dendreonite

1. Were you to read that WWIII broke out, would your first, and perhaps only reaction be' "How does this affect Dendreon?". 2. When you heard Zheng Xiaoyu, former head of China's Drug Agency was executed, did the name von Eschenbach immediately come to mind? 3. Upon rising, does the computer and the Dendreon message board often win out over the bathroom? 4. Can you now hear the name Howard without automatically thinking Scher? 5. Can you now read about Saddam Hussein without also cursing that other Hussein? 6. Are you cutting back on mailing your bill payments to save valuable postage for writing to Congress about Provenge? 7. Is your job now in jeopardy from spending your day trolling between the Dendreon message board and your Broker's website? 8. When perusing a Chinese restaurant menu and marveling at all the options that are given, does the name Mitch Gold unaccountably pop into your mind? 9 When offered the opportunity to exercise your conjugal rights, have you ever demurred because your Dendreon won't go up? 10. Would you like to throttle poor Ming for even mentioning all this?.

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